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Ünited Stätes Toughens Image With Umlauts

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by FL84K5, Sep 14, 2002.

  1. FL84K5

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    WASHINGTON, DC-In a move designed to make the United States seem more "bad- assed and scary in a quasi-heavy-metal manner," Congress passed a bill Monday changing the nation's name to the Ünited Stätes of Ämerica. "Much like Mötley Crüe and Motörhead, the Ünited Stätes is not to be messed with," said Sen. James Inhofe (R-OK). An upcoming redesign of the Ämerican flag will feature the new name in burnished silver wrought in a jagged, gothic font and bolted to a black background. A new national anthem is also in the works, to be written by composer Glenn Danzig and tentatively titled "Howl Of The She-Demon."
     
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    Ü S Ä, Ü S Ä, Ü S Ä, Ü S Ä, Ü S Ä,
     
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    great some sh!thead wants to change my FLAG and anthem....
    B.S.! /forums/images/icons/mad.gif
     
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    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Ummmmmmmm........I may be wrong, but I thinks this is a joke. /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif
     
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    LOL! Love that. Would be cool to see /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
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    Gee, that sure sounds like the world everyone always depicts as the future, the totalitarion state... There's always some devoid-of-beauty-strictly-for-function look to anything that has an emblem or symbol... Interesting how parallel our jokes are to sci fi...
     

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