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'04 Democratic National Convention - Official Program (not really...)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jarheadk5, Jul 20, 2004.

  1. jarheadk5

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    \'04 Democratic National Convention - Official Program (not really...)

    Got this in an email...



    2004 Democratic National Convention -- Official Program

    6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
    6:05pm - Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations
    6:10pm - Secular words by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
    6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
    6:45pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
    7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zaquarwi defense fund.
    7:30pm - Tribute theme to Nazi Germany.
    7:45pm - Anti-war rally moderated by Michael Moore.
    8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
    9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony for male and female couples.
    9:30pm - CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN urge defeat of President Bush. !
    10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
    10:10pm - Reenactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
    10:20pm - Cameo by Howard Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
    10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
    10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    10:50pm - Special thanks to the New York Times & Washington Post.
    11:00pm - Multiple gay marriage ceremony for threesomes and groups.
    11:15PM - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
    11:30pm - Saddam Legal Defense Fund pep rally.
    11:50PM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
    12:00pm - Nomination of Democratic candidate.

    NEW: 5:00am -Ted Kennedy Will Conduct a Swimming Class
     
  2. jarheadk5

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    Re: \'04 Democratic National Convention - Official Program (not really...)

    You gotta be kidding me... 2 days, only 33 views and NO replies?!



    Jeez, I thought it was funny... /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif /forums/images/graemlins/dunno.gif
     
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    Re: \'04 Democratic National Convention - Official Program (not really...)

    I thought it was funny, but I've been a little busier at work, so don't always comment after I view and laugh.
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    Re: \'04 Democratic National Convention - Official Program (not really...)

    LMAO! Just saw it! Danke,ist sehr gut!

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    Re: \'04 Democratic National Convention - Official Program (not really...)

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    I thought it was funny, but I've been a little busier at work, so don't always comment after I view and laugh.
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    Newyorkin, my friend, are you looking at CK5 while on the clock?

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    Re: \'04 Democratic National Convention - Official Program (not really...)

    Are You sure thats not real?
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    Re: \'04 Democratic National Convention - Official Program (not really...)

    So Real its funny!! but where is whoopi Goldberg? Oh maybe she is leading the welfare thing. What about Alec Baldwin? Oh yeah I think he was gonna leave the us if Bush got elected. The only thing that left him was his wife Kim Basinger!!! /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
     
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    Re: \'04 Democratic National Convention - Official Program (not really...)

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    Newyorkin, my friend, are you looking at CK5 while on the clock?

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    Re: \'04 Democratic National Convention - Official Program (not really...)

    Just finished week one of real estate school so Ive been out of the loop. Hilarious jarhead! /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif

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    Bush 04

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