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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by sled_dog, Oct 20, 2003.

  1. sled_dog

    sled_dog 1 ton status

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    There was this $20 dollar bill and a $1 dollar bill on the conveyor belt at the downtown Federal Reserve Building.
    As they were lying there side by side the $1 dollar bill said to the $20 dollar bill, "Hey mannnnnn, where have you been. I haven't seen you in a long time ?"
    The $20 dollar bill replied, "Man I have been having a ball! I been traveling to distant countries, going to the finest restaurants, to the biggest and best casinos, numerous boutiques, the mall uptown, the mall downtown, the mall across town and even a mall that I just newly built.
    "In fact, just this week I've been to Europe, a professional NBA game, Rodeo Drive, the all-day retreat spa, the top-notch hair salon and the new casino! I have done it all!!!"
    After describing his great travels, the $20 dollar bill asked the $1 dollar bill,
    "What about you? Where have you been?"
    The $1 dollar replied, "Well, I've been to the Baptist church, the Methodist church, the Presbyterian church, the Episcopalian church, the Church of God in Christ, the Catholic church, the Mormon church, the church of the Latter Day Saints, the A.M.E. church, the Disciple of Christ church, the..."
    "WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!!" shouted the $20 dollar bill to the $1 dollar bill. "What's a church?"
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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  3. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    I've just got to get a couple of a**hole points for the day....................

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    the Mormon church, the church of the Latter Day Saints,

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    Who's the idiot that screwed up this joke? /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
  4. Muddytazz

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  5. Hossbaby50

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    I thought that the $1 was supposed to travel from Gstring to Gstring, strip club to strip club. WTF? It should travel from church to the strip club. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  6. Pure Insanity

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    All that and not into the G-string of a single stripper? I was told thats what 1s were for. /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  7. Pure Insanity

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    I thought that the $1 was supposed to travel from Gstring to Gstring, strip club to strip club. WTF? It should travel from church to the strip club. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]AWWWW MAN! I was typing mine at the same time. Guess its not as funny back to back huh? /forums/images/graemlins/deal.gif
     
  8. Hossbaby50

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    Beat you to it. ha. haha. hahaha /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
  9. Pure Insanity

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    UMMMMMM great minds think alike? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  10. k5ntexas

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