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10 Reasons Farm Trucks aint stole

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Jeremy_C, Sep 16, 2003.

  1. Jeremy_C

    Jeremy_C 1/2 ton status

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    Thought maybe you might get a laugh out of this, I know of trucks just like this.




    Ten reasons why farm trucks aren't stolen
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    > >10) Thief doesn't have the right size screwdriver to start it with, and
    >
    > >cannot find one among the 25 in the glove box.
    > >
    > >9) Grain dust blowing from dash vents causes uncontrolled sneezing
    >fits.
    > >
    > >8) Poor visibility caused by accumulation of caps, gloves, foam coffee
    > >cups,
    > >and old copies of "Successful Farming" on top of dash.
    > >
    > >7) Corn growing in dirt on floorboards is wrapped up in steering wheel
    >and
    > >pedals.
    > >
    > >6) Chains rattling in tool box causes thief to wonder if the truck is
    > >haunted.
    > >
    > >5) Gas gauge does not work and the can in the bed marked "GASOLINE" has
    >
    > >diesel fuel in it.
    > >
    > >4) Holes in muffler and bald tires cause unwanted attention from law
    > >enforcement officials.
    > >
    > >3) Cab jammed with muddy boots, tool box full of livestock medicines,
    > >greasy
    > >coveralls, and empty seed corn bags leaves no room for passengers.
    > >
    > >2) The tailgate is held on with bailing wire; could fall down and spill
    >
    > >stolen goods onto roadway with no notice.
    > >
    > >And the #1 reason that farm trucks are not stolen....
    > >1) Thieving punk kid can't operate a manual transmission.
    > >
     
  2. 88Silverado

    88Silverado 1/2 ton status

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    First truck I ever drove was a friends farm truck.
    Didnt use screwdriver, just twisted a couple wires together that were hanging down and gave is a little push. Ran on 7 cyl, and had no brakes and missing teeth on 1st gear /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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  4. chevyfumes

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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    Now thats a good one.... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  5. kennyw

    kennyw N9PHW Premium Member

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    Hey, My truck resembles those remarks /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  6. sled_dog

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    I just like to say, if they are dumb enough to steal a vehicle that looks like that, I hope they are bulletproof
     
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