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10 Things That Suck About Being A Guy

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by clubba68, Feb 4, 2004.

  1. clubba68

    clubba68 1/2 ton status

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    10 THINGS THAT SUCK
    ABOUT BEING A GUY

    ) You have to take out the garbage.
    2) The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000.
    3) No sofas in your restrooms.
    4) External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs.
    5) Even if you get your head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you're not allowed to cry.
    6) James Bond movies only come out every 2 years.
    7) Ribbed for her pleasure - not yours.
    8) You have to wear ties.
    9) you can't flirt your way out of a jam.
    10) "Women and children first."
     
  2. POWERMAD

    POWERMAD 1/2 ton status

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    Hmmm
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    You have to take out the garbage

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    I burn mine and drink beer while doing it.
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    The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000

    [/ QUOTE ]Screw that I hate not being able to find a D60 for under $1200
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    No sofas in your restrooms

    [/ QUOTE ] belive me you don't want to be hangin around during or after I am in there.
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    External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs

    [/ QUOTE ]At least I don't bleed for a week.
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    Even if you get your head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you're not allowed to cry

    [/ QUOTE ] is screaming ok?
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    James Bond movies only come out every 2 years.


    [/ QUOTE ] thank god for that.
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    Ribbed for her pleasure - not yours

    [/ QUOTE ]No comment she may read this later.
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    You have to wear ties.


    [/ QUOTE ] not an issue here, does having to wear underwear with shorts count?
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    you can't flirt your way out of a jam.


    [/ QUOTE ]fags and chicks flirt, I find being charming sometimes works.
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    "Women and children first."

    [/ QUOTE ]that's just how I was raised. well with a woman.. if I come first that's ok...
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  3. BlazerGuy

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    [ QUOTE ]
    well with a woman.. if I come first that's ok...


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     

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