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> 10 Top Reasons Why Trick or Treating is Better Than Sex

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chevit, Oct 30, 2003.

  1. Chevit

    Chevit 1/2 ton status

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    > 10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
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    > 9. If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again.
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    > 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
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    > 7. It's okay when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else,
    > because you ARE someone else.
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    > 6. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
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    > 5. 30 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy
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    > 4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
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    > 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
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    > 2. Less guilt the next morning.
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    > And the number one reason!
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    > 1 . You can do the whole neighborhood!! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    I'll still take sex tho. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif

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    You can do the whole neigborhood in under 1/2 an hour and still have the energy to eat candy! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    repost, but still funnier than hell /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    I posted that one a couple wks ago /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    its still not better
     

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