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$100 Bucks(joke)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Donna, Jan 6, 2002.

  1. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

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    > A little boy wanted $100 very badly; his mother told him to
    pray to
    > >God for it. He prayed for two weeks but nothing
    > > turned up. Then he decided perhaps he should write God a letter
    > >requesting the $100. When the post office received the
    > > letter addressed to God, they opened it and decided to send it
    to
    the
    > >President. The President was so impressed, touched
    > > and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy
    $5.
    He
    > >thought this would appear to be a lot of money to
    > > a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5 and
    sat
    > >down to write a thank-you letter, which read as follows;
    > >
    > >
    > > Dear God,
    > >
    > > Thank you very much for sending me the money. I noticed that
    you had
    > >to send it through Washington. As usual, those
    > >
    > > thieving bastards deducted $95.
    > >
    >

    <font color=purple>If you want life to run smoothly...You must grease it with some ATTITUDE!!!!</font color=purple>
     
  2. NoAngel

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    Ain't that the truth! Funny joke, nonetheless!


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    Let us so live that when it comes time to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
     
  3. Jason4x4

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    TTT for the funny...
     
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    Nice! :haha:
     
  5. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    So that explains our stimulus cheecks.
     

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