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$100 tattoo

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, May 22, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the
    hell have you been?" He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

    "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
    "I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly.
    "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
    disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on
    his penis?"

    "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow," he began. "Two, once in a
    while, I like to play with my money ... Three, I like how money feels
    in my hand ... And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can
    stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    I don't get it
    I mean, "I get it"
    But I don't get it.
    I didn't tell the joke, I didn't reply to the joke, I didn't even laff at the joke.
    But my wife read it over my shoulder and smacked me in the back of the head!!!! WTF!
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    LOL! Purdy funny.
     

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