# 100%?

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1. ### Z3PRBanned

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What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

answer these questions: What makes up 100% in life?

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard work and knowledge will get you close,

And, Attitude will get you there,

Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!!

2. ### sled_dog1 ton status

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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

19+21+16+5+18+3+1+12+9+6+18+1+7+9+12+9+19+20+9+3+5+24+16+9+1+12+4+15+3+9+15+21

= 351%

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Supercalifordilisticexpialidocious

19+21+16+5+18+3+1+12+9+6+18+1+7+9+12+9+19+20+9+3+5+24+16+9+1+12+4+15+3+9+15+21

= 351%

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What Makes 100%?

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She's fully nekkid............

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What Makes 100%?

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She's fully nekkid............

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You got it, but 35% will get you in trouble with the man. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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What Makes 100%?

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She's fully nekkid............

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You got it, but 35% will get you in trouble with the man. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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and 16 will get you 20..

8. ### Goober1/2 ton status

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Z+3+P+R = 43%

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About 40% too much for my tastes. /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif

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