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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Oct 31, 2003.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    What Makes 100%?



    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?



    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?



    We have all been to meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.



    How about achieving 103%?



    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you

    answer these questions: What makes up 100% in life?





    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:



    If:



    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



    and



    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



    But,



    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%



    And,



    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

    21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%



    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.



    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%





    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:





    While Hard work and knowledge will get you close,



    And, Attitude will get you there,



    Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top!!
     
  2. sled_dog

    sled_dog 1 ton status

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    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

    19+21+16+5+18+3+1+12+9+6+18+1+7+9+12+9+19+20+9+3+5+24+16+9+1+12+4+15+3+9+15+21

    = 351%
     
  3. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Supercalifordilisticexpialidocious

    19+21+16+5+18+3+1+12+9+6+18+1+7+9+12+9+19+20+9+3+5+24+16+9+1+12+4+15+3+9+15+21

    = 351%

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  5. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    What Makes 100%?

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    She's fully nekkid............
     
  6. Shaggy

    Shaggy 3/4 ton status

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    What Makes 100%?

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    She's fully nekkid............

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    You got it, but 35% will get you in trouble with the man. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  7. Confedneck

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    [ QUOTE ]
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    What Makes 100%?

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    She's fully nekkid............

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    You got it, but 35% will get you in trouble with the man. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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    and 16 will get you 20..
     
  8. Goober

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    Z+3+P+R = 43%


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