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12-Step Web Addicts Recovery Program

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Oct 12, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    *12-Step Web Addicts Recovery Program*
    1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper
    like I used to, before the Web.
    2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
    3) I will get dressed before noon.
    4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner
    before even thinking of the Web.
    5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and
    family that are Web-deprived.
    6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.
    7) I will read a book...if I still remember how.
    8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to
    turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.
    9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
    10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is
    necessary or not.
    11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my
    checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.
    12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed
    sometime...and the Web will always be there tomorrow!
     
  2. COCHEV

    COCHEV 1/2 ton status

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    Don't let my wife see this thread or she will make me follow those steps! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  3. CK5

    CK5 In my underwear Administrator Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    I'm screwed! /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
  4. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    </font><blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr />
    I'm screwed!

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    dont feal bad so am i /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Skigirl 1/2 ton status

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    Uh, yea. Sure. No prob. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  6. vdubbin86

    vdubbin86 Registered Member

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    I think #12 is applying to me right now.
     
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    TONYP 1/2 ton status

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    You guys need some serious help…………………
    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gifuh… yes honey? I’ll be right back, the wife wants me………..
     
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    <font color="red"> " God grant me the serenity to accept the pop-up's I cannot kill, the courage to kill the pop-up's I can, and the wisdom to leave that site ." </font color> /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    Z3PR needs to read this sh!t...

    TTT!
     
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    Z3PR Banned

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    LOL, I read it, I just can't do it man, I LOVE my computer way too much to leave it alone even for a min. Besides, this is the best seat in my house !!! I can watch TV, eat and type on the computer right from this spot. (Computer desk set up right next to dining room table, doubles as a flat filing cabnet). /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     

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