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12 tips from employee's to managers

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by MudNurI, Apr 7, 2002.

  1. MudNurI

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    12 tips from employee\'s to managers

    12 Tips from Employees to Managers on How to Enhance Their Relationship

    Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.

    If it's really a "rush job," run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps.

    Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.

    If my arms are full of papers, boxes, books or supplies, don't open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors is good training.

    If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is the priority. Let me guess.

    Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and really have nowhere to go or anything to do.

    If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. Leaks like that could cost me a promotion.

    If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversation.

    If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done.

    Never introduce me to the people you're with. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.

    Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing for you could really change your life.

    Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and it's nice to know someone is less fortunate.


    hehehe
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  2. NoSmog73

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    Re: 12 tips from employee\'s to managers

    I like that one. I just left a job that was that way (trying to get me to keep on working after the already 16.5 hrs) And I being a local driver am only allowed by law to work a max of 15 hrs in one day...mike
     
  3. rockink5

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    Re: 12 tips from employee\'s to managers

    Boy am I glad I don't have a boss like that ! I would tell that guy to stick it, If I was treated like that. Good thing is my boss knows that I would do that.
     
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    Re: 12 tips from employee\'s to managers

    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00 and then bring it to me.

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    This is the resson I quit planing anything on friday nights, never fails. "Fridays at fives".

    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    If it's really a "rush job," run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it's going. That helps

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    Or better yet, watch me the whole time, I just love it when they're standing in the way and looking over my shoulder.
    Makes me feel important.


    P.S. guess who just figured out how to do the "In reply to" thing./forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
  5. MudNurI

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    Re: 12 tips from employee\'s to managers

    well your one step ahead of me, I cant for the life of me figure that feature out!

    Brandy
     

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