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13 Rules of Life

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Jan 22, 2003.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    >Sometimes we just need to remember what the 13 Rules of Life really are:
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    >1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
    >2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape.
    >If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40.
    >If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
    >3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are,"I apologize" and "you are right."
    >4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
    >5. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
    >6. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her - believe them.
    >7. Learn to pick your battles;
    >Ask yourself, "Will this matter one year from now?
    >How about one month? One week? One day?"
    >8. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
    >9. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
    >10. Living well really is the best revenge.
    >Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship
    >just might mean that the other person was right about you.
    >11. Work is good, but it's not that important.
    >Money is nice, but you can't take it, or anything else, with you.
    >Statistics show most people don't live to spend all they saved;
    >Some die even before they retire.
    >Anything we have isn't really ours;
    >we just borrow it while we're here... even our kids.
    >12. Be really good to your family and/or friends.
    >You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
    >13. If you are going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it,you may as well laugh about it now.
    >
    >Enjoy life! It's too short not to indulge in what life has to offer
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Enjoy life! It's too short not to indulge in what life has to offer

    [/ QUOTE ] I'll drink to that..... /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  3. 77fixer

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    If you are going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it,you may as well laugh about it now.

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    I laugh now and later and if they don't like it I laugh some more, they really don't like that!

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    See....this is why a lot of guys HAVE to drink. It helps us re-gain our sense of humor aboot all the SHITE we gotta deal with during our days. It keeps the voices quiet and lets us laugh at things! After 12 or 19 beers it doesn't MATTER that your boss is an in-bred halfwit with a uni-brow. It doesn't MATTER that your co-worker has one tooth and last bathed during the Vietnam war! /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
     
  5. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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