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15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking his/her sweet

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chevit, Oct 24, 2003.

  1. Chevit

    Chevit 1/2 ton status

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    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minuteintervals.

    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares....and see what happens.

    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

    9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.

    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream
    "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

    And last but not least:

    15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here".

    Just added 10/23/03

    16. Go into Walmart and yell immigration /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
  2. Confedneck

    Confedneck 3/4 ton status

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    lmao on that last one...i find it surprising they havent come through florida and done that yet..
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Now THATS some funny crap.

    Someone has to tell me though... Whats code 3 mean???
     
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    Whats code 3 mean???

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    I think that's the mising child code. If it is, then they lock down the store until they either find the kid, or the cops tell them to open it back up and let people go home.
     
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    Actually there is no code 3, all the codes are colors.
    code Adam= missing child

    red=fire
    black=weather
    blue=bomb threat
    white=injury
    orange=chemical
    green=hostage

    used to work for the bastards
     
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    mudjunkie 82 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    the old lady shops there on sat.Maybe I will go /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     

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