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1947 Roswell Crash

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Nov 22, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    I'm watching a show on Sci-Fi about the Roswell crash. What do you think really happened ??? I honestly belive it was a space craft chash. I think our goverment has been covering it up sence 1947.
     
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    Harry S. Truman, the President at the time, was in on the whole thing. There was actually a crash, but the military covered it up. Well, the aliens survived, and through the miracle of mononucleis, we were able to interrogate the aliens and they gave us the low down on where their crib was and what set they hung with.

    So with this information, the Joint Chief of Staffs formulated a plan. Using the alien technology, we could replicate the alien spacecraft with Elmer's glue, toilet paper, WD-40 and engines out of P-51 Mustangs. 3.4 million of these spacecraft were built, with every other 7th one to the 8th power being a troop carrier.

    Within one years time, the forces were gathered at the Fremont Hotel and Casino in Vegas. The American Army, unbeknownest to the rest of the world, had kidnapped 4.87 million Canadians with Salvadoran scouts leading the way, who by the way had been implanted with computer chips that replicated the brains of the aliens. These Canadians would be sacrificed for the betterment of the world.

    In early 1987, after almost forty years of space travel, the troops who had been fed nothing but Australian pigmy nuts and Coors beer, landed on the outer rim of the planet Moss. They found the planet to be totally hospitable to humans, even the aliens, who were lead by Michael Jackson, welcomed us with open arms.

    What followed was the greatest destruction of an alien race ever. The landing force killed every alien on the planet, but Michael Jackson, along with his sidekick, who bears a striking resemblance to Saddam Hussein escaped the mighty grip we had on the planet.

    In the inner world of government workings, it is confirmed that the leader of Iraq is Saddam Hussein and what the Gulf War was and what we are going to get into is the complete extermination of this alien race.

    I know you have two questions for me, why not kill Michael Jackson? Because he's a freak who makes people laugh. And what did we get out of destroying this alien race? NINTENDO!!!!!!!
     
  3. Swanson52

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    They said it was all a cover up on the X Files. The truth is out there.
     
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    A BIG marketing scheme. There's nothing but alien shops there. And forget about getting through town when they have the anniversary celebration. One time my brother and mom were passing through when they were having it. They said it was total chaos. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
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    I think Bubba is trying to start a new cult. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    In in with Z3PR on this one, govt covers up a lot of stuff that we really don't know about supposedly for our own good...kinda makes ya wonder whats runnin around out in the desert other than a bunch of crazy ck5er's
     
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    i just let Z3PR on a lil bit of information. should b enuff that he has nightmares for a lil while. o yea, rosewell really happened. the alien bodies are in a base in ohio

    NITRO
     
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    Did you ever see the Roswell series? My g/f and I were so hooked with that. There's an episode that pretty much summarizes all the rumors that have been floating around.

    I believe in alien stuff. Not sure if the 47 crash was one, but I know they are out there.

    I dare any non-believers out there to take a look at this link:

    http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/scienceopticsu/powersof10/index.html

    And ask yourself why all the extra space if there is no more life out there?
     
  9. Z3PR

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    It is inconsible to belive that this is the only place with life. So if there is life here, there must be life elsewere, and if there is life elsewhere, it is reasonalbe that that life could be more advanced then us. So yes, it now becomes probibale that we are being visited by life forms more advanced then ourselves.
     
  10. AGM

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    Here ya go Z3PR: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&cid=570&ncid=753&e=1&u=/nm/20021128/sc_nm/space_ufos_dc

    Britain to Publish Files on UFO Sightings
    Thu Nov 28,10:59 AM ET Add Science - Reuters to My Yahoo!



    LONDON (Reuters) - The British government will publish files on reported UFO sightings as part of a shake-up of its laws on freedom of information.



    Among the documents to be published is the "Rendlesham File," which deals with one of the country's best known sightings of an unidentified flying object.


    Until now, only about 20 members of the public have seen the file, which relates to a sighting in Rendlesham Forest, Suffolk, eastern England, in 1980.


    According to some UFO enthusiasts, eyewitnesses including U.S. officers at a nearby military base saw a brilliantly lit spaceship land in the forest on two consecutive nights.


    Skeptics say the witnesses were fooled by the beam from a lighthouse on the nearby coast.


    The Rendlesham file has been available to the public for some time but only at the discretion of the Ministry of Defense.


    Now, the government says it will publish it on the Internet before the end of this week, along with other files on reported UFO sightings.


    "These first steps mark important progress toward changing the culture of government and extending the public's right to know what is being done in their name," Freedom of Information Minister Yvette Cooper said in a statement.


    The government says it intends to repeal or amend up to 100 pieces of legislation which currently prohibit disclosure of information. It aims to replace them with provisions of a new Freedom of Information Act, passed in 2000.
     
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    we would need some place to put all the old rusted out dodges?

    it will get really interesting around here when/if the SETI project comes up with anything, or if aliens land in my backyard.

    Religion is based on us being the only creations of a benelovent & all knowing god. and no where in any major religions "book" has there been mention of E.T. life.

    So i guess it would prove the Nietzchian/Marxist theory that religion is the Opiate of the Masses.
     
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    Somewhere in the old testiment is a story of 2 Angels that came from the heavens riding charots of fire. They had a parting of the ways. That they threw lances trailing fire at each others citys. That the one city that was hit, everybody dies, and a wind of death blew from the city, and for genarations after, if anyone went to that city, they would become sick and die. Now, couldn't that also be read as spacecraft, and nuclar missels, aswell as radioactive fallout ??? Remember, at the time it was written, man didn't know anything about space. It was refered to as the heavens. Man didn't know what stars were, they were refered to as the eyes of god. Just food for thought, something to think about.
     
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    sounds more like prose than prophecy. way to vauge. that is like me prophecizing that you were born at a very early age /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    I don't remember the story word for word, but that was main theam.
     
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    "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
    --Stephen Roberts

    gotta love that quote /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    I like that quote !!!! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     

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