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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by bigbluesuburban, Oct 2, 2006.

  1. bigbluesuburban

    bigbluesuburban 1/2 ton status

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    President Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.

    Another solution to the war:

    Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.

    After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.

    Problem solved!



    I love out-of-the-box thinking!!!
     
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    combat zone pay is tax-free IIRC....

    its doubtful that illegal immigrants could do much in Iraq (other than get killed and shoot the wrong people). It takes real pros to work in that kind of environment. All of that said, I'm all for tossing them back across the boarder. If it was up to me, anyone sneaking across the boarder would be ordered to go back. If they refused, the government would shoot at them until they quit approaching the United States.... but thats just me.

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    Maybe we could train them to walk between actual troops and insurgents. Blame a poor translation of the instruction.
     

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