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2 monkeys and a blonde...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ryoken, Nov 16, 2005.

  1. ryoken

    ryoken Puppy Fabricator Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San
    Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck
    had broken down. The man walked up to the car and
    asked, Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure," Answered
    the Blonde, "Do you need a lift?"


    "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours
    fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two
    chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to
    the San Diego Zoo. They re a bit stressed already so
    I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could
    you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give
    you $100 for your trouble."

    "I'd be happy to," Said the Blonde.

    So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back
    seat of the Blonde's car and carefully strapped into
    their seat belts ... Off they went.

    Five hours later, the truck driver was driving
    through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There
    was the Blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two
    chimps ... Much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech
    of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the
    Blonde.

    "What the heck are you doing here?" He demanded, "I
    gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

    "Yes, I know you did," Said the Blonde, "But we had
    money left over ... So now we're going to Sea
    World!"
     
  2. TSGB

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    Monkeys creep me out. I think it's their little wanna-be-human hands...
     
  3. Resurrection_Joe

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    Stave takes offense at that
     
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    I thought Stave had big-man-like-gorilla hands?
     
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    Nope, creepy cold spindly hair backed monkey leather paws
     
  6. TSGB

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    Yeah, then I'd definitely smash them against a hammer with a table if I could.
     
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    Against a hammer with a table huh? I want to see you pull that oine off.
     
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    To pull that oine off, requires cooperation. Or drugging, which I'm not necessarily adverse to.


    Plus a really big hammer, and a small table. Or a big stool.
     
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    :screwy: Thats not right. It would cost way more than a hundred bucks to go to the zoo... And you can't even think about Sea World with a hundred dollars...
    I call bull$hit on this story...
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    And on top of that - why would 2 monkeys want to go to Sea World?? :grin:
     

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