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2 Prostitutes

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, May 25, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car
    which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES:$50.00."

    A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either
    have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed
    with a sign saying.........."JESUS SAVES."

    One of the girls asked the cop, "How come you don't stop them?" "Well,
    that's a little different," the cop smiled, "their sign pertains to
    religion."

    So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and
    drove off.

    The following day the same cop patrolling in the same area noticed the
    same two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

    Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:
    "TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER: $50.00"
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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