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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Sep 6, 2006.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    THE WORLD'S SHORTEST PSYCHIATRIC JOKE

    A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only
    underwear made of Saran Wrap.

    The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts." :D




    3 old ladies named Gertrude,Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approched them from across the street.

    He came right up to the ladies,stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

    Gertrude immediately had a stroke. Then Maude also had a stroke.

    But Tilly being older and more feeble, couldn't reach that far. :D
     
  2. MattK

    MattK 1/2 ton status

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    i smirked. :P
     
  3. BurbLover

    BurbLover 1/2 ton status

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    Then I reposted them on another site:D
     
  4. 68MUDSTUD

    68MUDSTUD OCD with shiny things

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    haha short and uhhhhh would (Sweet) be the word?
     
  5. jekquistk5

    jekquistk5 Weld nekid Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    nice...
     

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