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25 SIGNS That Prove - "You've Grown Up"....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Jan 28, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    25 SIGNS That Prove - \"You\'ve Grown Up\"....

    1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
    6. You watch the Weather Channel.
    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
    won't turn down the stereo.
    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
    18. Eating a basket of Buffalo wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
    than settle, your stomach.
    19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
    pregnancy tests.
    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to
    drink that much again."
    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
    24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
    25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
    doesn't apply to you.
     
  2. 84k5

    84k5 1/2 ton status

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    Re: 25 SIGNS That Prove - \"You\'ve Grown Up\"....

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    1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.


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    Re: 25 SIGNS That Prove - \"You\'ve Grown Up\"....

    Im still not grown up /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    Re: 25 SIGNS That Prove - \"You\'ve Grown Up\"....

    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif so true!!!
     
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    Re: 25 SIGNS That Prove - \"You\'ve Grown Up\"....

    SWEET! I'm definatly not grown up yet /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    Re: 25 SIGNS That Prove - \"You\'ve Grown Up\"....

    most of those apply to me now because i have kids,only 15 more years,only 15 more years,only 15 more years(picture me cliking the heels of my work boots together). /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/k5.gifto /forums/images/graemlins/truck.gif
     
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    Re: 25 SIGNS That Prove - \"You\'ve Grown Up\"....

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    25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.

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  8. mudhog

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    Re: 25 SIGNS That Prove - \"You\'ve Grown Up\"....

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    Re: 25 SIGNS That Prove - \"You\'ve Grown Up\"....

    I'm gona go cry in a corner now.


    Cept for #2...theres 2 of those in the basement guest room /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif
     
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    Re: 25 SIGNS That Prove - \"You\'ve Grown Up\"....

    not grown up at all here /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     
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    Re: 25 SIGNS That Prove - \"You\'ve Grown Up\"....

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    Re: 25 SIGNS That Prove - \"You\'ve Grown Up\"....

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    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.


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    I think I found the one that doesn't apply to you Jeff. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    Damn, getting old is gonna suck.
     
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    Re: 25 SIGNS That Prove - \"You\'ve Grown Up\"....

    Thanks for that listing. I didn't feel old until I read it. /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif Man I am old.
     
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    Re: 25 SIGNS That Prove - \"You\'ve Grown Up\"....

    Whew not one applied /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/peace.gif
     

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