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25 Signs That You are Grown Up

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Nov 9, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke any of them.

    2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.

    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.

    5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

    6. You carry an umbrella 'cause you watch the Weather Channel.

    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.

    8. You go from 0 days of vacation time to 10 .

    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'

    10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids
    next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.

    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

    12.You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.

    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

    16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.

    17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.

    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset,
    rather than settle, your stomach.

    19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and
    pregnancy test kits.

    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'

    21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.

    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to
    drink that much again."

    23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
    work.

    24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

    25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to
    you.
     
  2. Goober

    Goober 1/2 ton status

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    You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you.


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    Dang .... That hurts!!
     
  3. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    if this is so funny, why am i crying /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
  5. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    I hear ya, yep, I hear ya!! /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    behemoth 1/2 ton status

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    And just what is it you're trying to accomplish here?? I have ANOTHER birthday coming up and things like this don't make it any easier! /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
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    well im glad to know that by your definition i am in no way OLD! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif now if you will excuse me im going to go have some spicy chicken wings and a $4 bottle of wine. ahhh yes, the breakfast of champions!
     
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    DAMN I"M OLD
     
  9. Goober

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    5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

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    ... and you sing along!
     
  10. k5ntexas

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    ahhhhh i have another 4 hours to be up and wide awake. lol. my life starts at 8 in the evening. till them i'm either asleep or on here. lol. later. oh and i love being young.

    jacob
     

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