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25 Signs,,,

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, May 16, 2006.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

    1. Your house plants are alive and you can't smoke any of them.
    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
    6. You watch the Weather Channel.
    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and
    "break-up."
    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
    10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
    door won't turn down the stereo.
    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers!
    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
    16. You take naps.
    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
    one
    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
    rather than settle, your stomach.
    19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms &
    pregnancy tests.
    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ****."
    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going
    to drink that much again."
    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
    25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
    instead of asking "Oh shxt what the hell happened?"
    Bonus:
    26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that
    doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.
    27: You have to increase the font so you do not have squint while
    reading this list.
     
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    John
     
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    Oh crap, all 25:doah:
     
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    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
    rather than settle, your stomach.
    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

    Every single one except those 3. :eek1:
     
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