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3 lessons. (old, but good)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Aug 1, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

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    > Lesson Number One
    > A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit
    saw
    the
    > crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day
    long?"
    > The crow answered: Sure, why not?"
    > So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested. All of a
    sudden,
    > a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
    > Management Lesson?
    > To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high
    up.
    >
    >
    >
    > Lesson Number Two
    > A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
    the
    > top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
    > Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the
    bull.
    > "They're packed with nutrients."
    > The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave
    him
    > enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day,
    after
    > eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a
    fourth
    > night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he
    was
    > promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
    >
    >
    >
    > Management Lesson?
    > Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
    >
    >
    >
    > Lesson Number Three
    > A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the
    bird
    > froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying
    there, a
    > cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there
    in
    the
    > pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was
    actually
    > thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to
    sing
    for
    > joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
    Following
    > the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung,
    and
    > promptly dug him out and ate him!
    >
    >
    >
    > Management Lessons:
    > 1) Not everyone who drops [censored] on you is your enemy.
    > 2) Not everyone who gets you out of [censored] is your friend.
    > 3) And when you're in deep [censored], keep your mouth shut!
     

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