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3 little pigs

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TopOff, Jan 3, 2003.

  1. TopOff

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    Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. The straw pig,
    the stick pig, and the brick pig. One day this nasty old
    wolf came up to the straw pig's house and said, "I'm gonna
    huff and puff, and blow your house down."

    And he did!

    The straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and
    said "Let me in, please, the wolf just blew down my house!"

    The stick pig let the straw pig in. Then the wolf showed up
    and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your house
    down!"

    And he did!

    So, the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the
    brick pig's house and said "Let us in! "The wolf just blew
    down our houses and we're scared!"

    So the brick pig let them in. The wolf caught up with them
    and said "I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down."

    While he was huffing and puffing, the straw pig and the
    stick pig were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the
    phone and made a call. A few minutes passed and all of a
    sudden this big, black stretch limousine drove up. Out came
    two massive pigs in pinstriped suits and fedoras.

    They went over to the wolf and grabbed him by the neck and
    proceeded to beat the crap out of him. Then they got back
    into their limo and drove off, leaving the wolf bleeding on
    the street.

    The straw pig and the stick pig were amazed! They asked the
    brick pig, "Who the hell were those guys?"

    And the brick pig said, "Oh, those are my cousins, the
    Guinea Pigs."
     
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    creative play on words
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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