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3 o'clock in the morning

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Sep 26, 2003.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    3 o\'clock in the morning

    A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
    pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
    stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a
    chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slams
    the door and returns to bed.

    "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push,"
    he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3
    o'clock in the morning and it is pouring out there!" "Well, you have a
    short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago
    when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should
    help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"

    The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
    rai! n. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "yes"
    comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the
    husband.

    "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

    "Where are you?" asks the husband.

    "Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.
     
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    Re: 3 o\'clock in the morning

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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Re: 3 o\'clock in the morning

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    tgswillys Registered Member

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    Re: 3 o\'clock in the morning

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    Re: 3 o\'clock in the morning

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    Re: 3 o\'clock in the morning

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    Re: 3 o\'clock in the morning

    my turn..


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    Re: 3 o\'clock in the morning

    [ QUOTE ]
    my turn..


    REPOST!!!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

    [/ QUOTE ] When was this posted befor ??? I never seen it posted prior to this.
     
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    Re: 3 o\'clock in the morning

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    Re: 3 o\'clock in the morning

    [ QUOTE ]
    When was this posted befor ??? I never seen it posted prior to this.

    [/ QUOTE ] It's been awhile but still funny.... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Re: 3 o\'clock in the morning

    I guess I must have missed it. /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     

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