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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Burt4x4, Oct 23, 2002.

  1. Burt4x4

    Burt4x4 3/4 ton status

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    1. They can bleed for a week without dieing.

    2. They can produce milk without grazing in a field.

    3. They can bury a bone without digging a hole.
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  2. Ryan B.

    Ryan B. 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    ROTFLMFAO!!!
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    AHAHAHAHAHA thats good /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
  5. chevyfumes

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    you forgot # 4 " They're the only creature this side of hell that can extract the juice from a nut without cracking the shell"

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    That is the best/worst thing I've heard
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  7. Burt4x4

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    OK we have 4!!
    4 Wonders of a woman!!
    Anyone have #5???
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    #5 is they wonder why we cant pick up our dirty socks /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    Thats a wonder aint it /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
     
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    ya know...i dont really trust anyone that can blead for 7 days and dosent die
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif I have to remember those
     
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    # 5 They can remember everthing I've ever said or done, good or bad longer than I can. /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
     
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    Ya'know, I've always thought if something bleeds for more then a day and doesn't die, then it MUST be evil !!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
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    We all know women are the root of evil! I can prove it mathematically!
    We all know that women require time and lots of money... women = time * money
    Time is money, so ...Time = Money
    That means women equal money sqaured... Women= money^2
    Well we all know that money is evil.
    So the square root of money = evil. There fore money^2 is the root of evil. And what does money^2 =? Women...
    Women = The root of all evil.
     
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    hahahahahhaaha derek. good one. all of em are good. ya'll kill me i swear. and i won't bleed for more than a week /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif later.

    jacob
     

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