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35 reasons why trucks are better than !!!

Discussion in '1973-1991 K5 Blazer | Truck | Suburban' started by rocko, Sep 20, 2000.

  1. rocko

    rocko 1/2 ton status

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    I especially like #'s 30 and 32.. kinda pertains to Blazers !!!

    35 REASONS WHY TRUCKS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

    1. Trucks don't get pregnant.

    2. You can drive your Truck any time of the month.

    3. Trucks don't have parents.

    4. Trucks don't whine unless something is really wrong.

    5. You can share your Truck with your friends.

    6. Trucks don't care how many other Trucks you've ridden.

    7. When driving, you and your Truck can arrive at the same time.

    8. Trucks don't care how many other Trucks you have.

    9. Trucks don't care if you look at other Trucks.

    10. Trucks don't care if you buy Truck magazines.

    11. You'll never hear, "Surprise! You're going to own a new
    Truck!"...unless you go out and get it yourself.

    12. If your Truck goes flat, you can fix it.

    13. If your Truck is too loose, you can tighten it.

    14. If your Truck is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics
    with it.

    15. You can have a Truck of color and still bring it home to your
    parents.

    16. You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Truck.


    17. If you say bad things to your Truck, you don't have to apologize
    before you drive it again.

    18. You can drive your Truck as long as you want and it won't get
    sore.

    19. You can stop driving your Truck as soon as you want and it won't
    get frustrated.

    20. Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Truck after you
    dump it.

    21. Trucks don't get headaches.

    22. Trucks don't insult you if you're a bad driver.

    23. Your Truck never wants a night out with the other Trucks.

    24. Trucks don't care if you're late.

    25. You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Truck.

    26. If your Truck doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better
    parts.

    27. You can drive your Truck the first time you meet it, without
    having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.

    28. The only protection you have to wear when driving your Truck is
    a decent seat belt.

    29. When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great drive you
    had the last time you were in your Truck.

    30. Your Truck is never embarrassed to go topless in public.

    31. You only have to feed your Truck when you use it.

    32. A rocky relationship with your Truck is actually fun.

    33. Trucks don't care how much money you spend on them.

    34. You never have to worry about your Truck spending your money.

    35. You don't have to remember your Truck's birthday, when you first
    met, or anniversaries.






    It's better to have it and not need it. Than to need it and not have it !
     
  2. realsquash

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  3. talldogg

    talldogg 1/2 ton status

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    Rocko, That's great!!! But how ironic is it that we use our trucks to pick up women?[​IMG] Go figure!

    It's not what you buy, it's what you build!
     
  4. slodawg

    slodawg 1/2 ton status

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    Ive always heard trucks are LIKE women in that the more money you put in it the better it will please ya!!!!
    Great list..

    <font color=blue>SLODAWG</font color=blue>
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  5. beefcake83

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    Hey Rocko - I'm thinking you're recently divorced...

    Gary Graham
    '83 GMC Jimmy 350 'Beefcake'
    Eielson AFB, Alaska
    Metallica & Mountain Dew
     
  6. AJMBLAZER

    AJMBLAZER Better to be lucky than good. Premium Member

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    I dunno.

    3. How about Chevrolet and GMC?

    17. My truck seems to have a personnality, if I get foul with it, it starts to not cooperate. Funny thing.......

    34. I dunno man, $170 of mine just floated into the pockets of Sears and AutoZone. I could just ignore it, but somehow I just keep loosing money....

    1992 Blazer Sport, 350 TBI, 4L60, 3" Gibson, K&N, 3" Rancho, 285/75R16 on 16x8 Baja's [​IMG]
     
  7. Blazer1970

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    Where's rockosangel?

    Tim

    1970 Blazer CST 4X4 350 SM465 NP205
    1987 Suburban 4X4 350
    1988 Chevy Pickup 4X4 350
     
  8. rocko

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    Rocko's angel is at work.. she's seen the post.. I can't speak for her.. but she's seen this posting.
    And yes.. I have been divorced.. Cheri is the best thing that has ever happened to me after that.. Second is the Blazer we both bought together.
    My ex would have been like "what do you need that piece of crap for".. Cheri is like "are we going to work on the Blazer tonight" :)
    Like the saying goes "poop happens" guess I can say that about divorce.. and it happened for the best..
    Glad you all are getting a kick out this funny...

    It's better to have it and not need it. Than to need it and not have it !
     
  9. Boss

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    Man, Cheri is the exact kind of girl I need. "are we going to work on the truck tonight?"...brings music to my ears, coming from a woman. My woman is always like, "why do you keep spending money and working on that dump of yours?"
    I agree to the 35 reasons you listed above. You da Man.
    Boss
    http://www.boss.coloradok5.com

    [​IMG]
     
  10. rockosangel

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    Ok guys, I have seen the post...and I do bug him to work on the Blazer! LOL I want it running soon! No fun with it sitting in the garage. Heck, I just traded my sports car in for a 97 Jimmy 4x4, not full-sized , but I am loving it. Besides, he can post what he wants too, he knows I am not offended easily, besides, they can be trurned around ( maybe with a lil modification)and said about men too.

    http://www.rockosangel.coloradok5.com
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