I thought a few of you might like this also. > > > Morris and his wife Ann went to the state fair every year and every year > > > Morris would say, "Ann, I'd like to ride in that airplane." > > > > > > Ann always replied, "I know Morris, but that airplane ride costs 50 > > > dollars, and 50 dollars is 50 dollars." > > > > > > One year Morris and Ann went to the fair and Morris said, "Ann, I'm > > > 85 years old. If I don't ride that airplane I might never get another > > > chance." > > > > > > Ann replied, "Morris, that airplane ride costs 50 dollars, and 50 is > > > dollars is 50 dollars." > > > > > > The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll > >take > > > you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and > >not > > > say one word, I won't charge you; but if you say one word it's 50 > >dollars." > > > > > > > > > Morris and Ann agreed and up they went. > > > > > > The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a > > > word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a word. > > > When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did > > > everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't." > > > > > > Morris replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Ann fell out, but > > > 50 dollars is 50 dollars."