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50 dollars is 50 dollars

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Donna, Feb 5, 2003.

  1. Donna

    Donna 1/2 ton status

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    I thought a few of you might like this also.

    > > > Morris and his wife Ann went to the state fair every year and
    every
    year
    > > > Morris would say, "Ann, I'd like to ride in that airplane."
    > > >
    > > > Ann always replied, "I know Morris, but that airplane ride costs
    50
    > > > dollars, and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
    > > >
    > > > One year Morris and Ann went to the fair and Morris said, "Ann,
    I'm
    > > > 85 years old. If I don't ride that airplane I might never get
    another
    > > > chance."
    > > >
    > > > Ann replied, "Morris, that airplane ride costs 50 dollars, and 50
    is
    > > > dollars is 50 dollars."
    > > >
    > > > The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal.
    I'll
    > >take
    > > > you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride
    and
    > >not
    > > > say one word, I won't charge you; but if you say one word it's 50
    > >dollars."
    > > >
    > > >
    > > > Morris and Ann agreed and up they went.
    > > >
    > > > The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but
    not
    a
    > > > word was heard. He did all his tricks over again, but still not a
    word.
    > > > When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly,
    I
    did
    > > > everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you
    didn't."
    > > >
    > > > Morris replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Ann fell
    out,
    but
    > > > 50 dollars is 50 dollars."
     
  2. ChevyHuny

    ChevyHuny 1/2 ton status

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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif Good one /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
     
  3. backyardbuilt

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    Thats great
     

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