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50th aniversity...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 84gmcjimmy, Jul 8, 2004.

  1. 84gmcjimmy

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    A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her husband and said, "Honey, do you remember this?"
    He looked up at her and said, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."

    She said, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"

    He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."

    "Well, what was it?" she asked.

    He responded, "As I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big boobs and screw your brains out.' "

    She giggled and said, "Yes honey, that's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, and I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"

    Again he looked up at her, and he replied, "Mission accomplished."
     
  2. 84gmcjimmy

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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif Thats [darn] funny /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    POST FOUL, Dude someone else has to reply before you can reply to your own joke. /forums/images/graemlins/screwy.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif So is to damn funny
     
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    i don't know whats funnier, the repost of the joke or him replying to himself, /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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    ...and his system of post count padding is revealed!
     
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    I'm not a padder
     
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    Then you smack of being disengenuous
     
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    disengenuous? what?
     
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    Did you mean disingenuous?

    From Dictionary.com:

    dis·in·gen·u·ous ( P ) Pronunciation Key (dsn-jny-s)
    adj.
    Not straightforward or candid; insincere or calculating: “an ambitious, disingenuous, philistine, and hypocritical operator, who... exemplified... the most disagreeable traits of his time” (David Cannadine).
    Pretending to be unaware or unsophisticated; faux-naïf.
    Usage Problem. Unaware or uninformed; naive.
     
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    From Thesaurus.com:

    Entry: disingenuous
    Function: adjective
    Definition: insincere
    Synonyms: artful, cunning, deceitful, designing, dishonest, duplicitous, false, feigned, foxy, guileful, indirect, insidious, left-handed, oblique, shifty, sly, tricky, two-faced, uncandid, underhanded, unfair, unfrank, wily
    Antonyms: candid, honest, ingenuous, naive, open, sincere, straightforward
    Concept: lying
    Source: Roget's New Millennium™ Thesaurus, First Edition (v 1.0.5)
    Copyright © 2004 by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC. All rights reserved.
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/yikes.gif ouch
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    i don't know whats funnier, the repost of the joke or him replying to himself,



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    hate to say it Steve, but the man is right!! /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
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