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7 degrees of blonde

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Jan 18, 2003.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    > > 7 degrees of blonde
    > >
    > > 1st DEGREE:
    > >
    > > A
    > > married couple is asleep when the telephone rang at two in
    > > the morning. The blonde wife picks up the telephone, listens a moment
    > > and shouts, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hangs
    up.
    > The
    > >
    > > husband asks, "Who was that?" The wife says, "I don't know. Somebody
    > > asking if the coast is clear."
    > >
    > > 2nd DEGREE:
    > >
    > >
    > > Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
    > sidewalk
    > >
    > > and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror, and
    says,
    > > "Hmm,
    > > this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
    > So
    > > the
    > > first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror
    and
    > > says,
    > > "You dummy, it's me!"
    > >
    > > 3rd DEGREE:
    > >
    > > A blonde
    > > suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a
    gun.
    > She
    > >
    > > goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door, she
    finds
    > him
    > > in
    > > the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her
    > purse
    > > to
    > > take out the gun, and as she does so, is overcome with grief. She takes
    > the
    > > gun
    > > and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it."
    > The
    > > blonde screams, "Shut up, you're next!"
    > >
    > > 4th DEGREE:
    > >
    > > A
    > > blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly
    > says,
    > > "Go
    > > ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the
    capital
    > of
    > > Wisconsin?" The blonde says, "W."
    > >
    > > 5th DEGREE:
    > >
    > >
    > > Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
    > >
    > > A: "Is it mine?"
    > >
    > > 6th DEGREE:
    > >
    > > A
    > > blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously,
    she
    > > managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was
    > > applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the
    > trooper
    > > gasped, "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an
    > elephant.
    > > Are you OK, ma'am?" "Why, yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde
    chirped.
    > > "Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked, surveying
    the
    > > mess.
    > > "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving
    > along
    > > this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me.
    > > So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to
    > > the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there
    was
    > > another tree! I swerved to the left and ...." "Uh, ma'am," says the
    > > officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30
    > miles.
    > > .... That was your air freshener."
    > >
    > > 7th DEGREE:
    > >
    > >
    > > Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
    ransacked
    > and
    > >
    > > burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported
    > > the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and
    a
    > K-9
    > >
    > > unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
    > approached
    > >
    > > the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch,
    > shuddered,
    > >
    > > and dropped to the steps with her face in her hands. "I can't believe
    > this! I
    > > come home to find all my possessions stolen," she moans, "I call the
    > police
    > > for
    > > help, and they send me a BLIND cop."
    > >
    > >
    >
     
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