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8 Things you never say to a cop

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gm4x, Apr 9, 2004.

  1. gm4x

    gm4x 1/2 ton status

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    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
    3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People?
    4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job!
    5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.
    6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
    7. I pay your salary!
    8. Bad cop! No donut!
     
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

    Bubba Ray Boudreaux 1 ton status

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    7. I pay your salary!


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    That's why I only ticket people from out of state /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif
     
  3. gm4x

    gm4x 1/2 ton status

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    mental note: AVOID OK
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  4. Capman2k

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    Just do as I do... *puts on some cheesey polka music*

    you collect-a license plates from-a otha states and-a place them on-a your vehiiiiiicle as you pass-a through Ok-laaaaaaa-homie-g...

    sounds like a plan to me... if you can get some plates with current stickers (go to the mall, you're bound to find a set you can just take off) and throw them on your car/truck/suv/cruise ship, you won't have to deal with a ticket from good ol Bubbaaaaaaaaaaa Ray...
     
  5. Resurrection_Joe

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    I'd like to get stopped by him on the highway, go through the whole process, and just at the end go

    "Hey aren't you that guy who ****s sheep on CK5?"
     
  6. fortcollinsram

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    I'd like to get stopped by him on the highway, go through the whole process, and just at the end go

    "Hey aren't you that guy who ****s sheep on CK5?"

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  7. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    you collect-a license plates from-a otha states and-a place them on-a your vehiiiiiicle as you pass-a through Ok-laaaaaaa-homie-g...


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    Ummm, don't know ya about the whole radio thing???????????? /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

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    "Hey aren't you that guy who ****s sheep on CK5?"


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  8. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Such a harsh word. I'm sure Bubba wines and dines them first, then buys them breakfast in the morning....... /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
  9. gm4x

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    ahhhhh......a true romantic eh? /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     
  10. gm4x

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    hey WAIT!!!!.....NO CAB FARE HOME?????
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  11. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    I'm sure transportation ranges from hitchhiking to a limo, depending on the level of.....ah......."service".....
     
  12. gm4x

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    I'm sure transportation ranges from hitchhiking to a limo, depending on the level of.....ah......."service".....

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    Plus gratuity, right? I'm working on my "dating" do's & dont's
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