>A man standing in line at a check out counter of a >grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind >him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who are you >look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing >his >look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. > >"Look," she said "I'm really ! sorry but when I first >saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and >walked out of the store. > >The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, >"What the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who >can't keep track of who fathers her children! " > >Then he got a little panicky."I don't remember her," he thought but, >MAYBE....during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was i! n >colle ge, perhaps he did father her child! > >He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are >you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk >and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of >everyone?" > >"No", she said with a horrified look on her face. > >"I'm your son's second grade teacher!"