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A case of mistaken identie

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 5, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

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    A hippie on a city bus notices a young nun sitting across from him
    and
    at once finds himself very attracted to her. He moves to sit with
    her
    and after telling her that she is the most beautiful woman he has
    ever
    seen, he asks her to dinner.

    The nun declines, and the hippie proceeds to invite the nun for
    "perhaps a roll in the hay". The nun, of course, declines the offer
    and gets off at the next stop.

    The hippie, offended and very disappointed, strikes up a
    conversation
    with the bus driver. The driver leans over and says to the hippie,
    "You really want that nun, huh?"

    After the hippie nods emphatically and demonstrates his point with
    several lewd gestures, the driver grins and thinks for a moment.

    "Well," he says, "Every Thursday at six PM she takes this bus to the
    local cemetery, where she prays for about an hour. You two could be
    alone there..."

    The hippie grows excited as he thinks of a plan.

    Thursday comes and the hippie waits by the entrance to the cemetery.
    Sure enough, at six PM he sees the nun enter and he quietly follows
    her. She stops and kneels by a headstone and clasps her hands in
    prayer.

    The eager hippie opens his knapsack, and puts on his costume---a
    long
    flowing white robe and a bearded face mask. He tosses a handful of
    glitter at the nun and catching her attention, he steps slowly
    towards
    her.

    "My child" he says in a soft voice, "It is I, your Lord. You have
    been
    such a faithful servant to me, I have come to reward you with a
    satisfying sexual experience."

    The nun gasps, "Oh....Well, that is fine, but could you take me from
    behind? At least that way I could still consider myself a virgin.
    My vow of celibacy is important to me."

    The hippie, eager to get going nods and takes the nun in his arms.
    He
    turns her around, bends her over, and performs anal sex until they
    are
    both pleasantly worn out.

    After they are finished, the hippie pulls off his mask and shouts...
    "HAHA, I'M THE HIPPIE!!!"

    to which the nun responds by taking off her mask and shouting...
    "HAHA, I'M THE BUS DRIVER!!!"
     
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    <font color=blue> I think I just pi$$ed myself !
     
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    -Rich
     

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