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A Christmas joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Dec 2, 2004.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    Haven't been around much lately, so this may be repost. If it is... too f'n bad /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif


    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

    "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.

    He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.

    You may pass through the pearly gates ! Saint Peter said.

    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.

    He shook them and said, "They're bells."

    Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

    The man replied, "They're Carols."

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    Great one... /forums/images/graemlins/bow.gif
     
  3. Stomper

    Stomper ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ GMOTM Winner

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    bwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaa /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
    That's great!!
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif 'bout time you got back on here and started posting some good jokes /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif 'bout time you got back on here and started posting some good jokes /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

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    Yah, things have been pretty crazed lately. I totalled my car right before Thanksgiving /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif, got a promotion and am in the process of refinancing my house so I can start my garage construction /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif I've been a teensy bit stressed out and a whole lotta busy [​IMG]

    I pick up my new car on Saturday and start my new job on Monday. Hopefully, after that I can find a little bit of time to slack off /forums/images/graemlins/whistling.gif
     
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    Funnay /forums/images/graemlins/waytogo.gif I like it.

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