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A clean joke, no dirty words.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Grim-Reaper, Sep 13, 2002.

  1. Grim-Reaper

    Grim-Reaper 3/4 ton status Author

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    Not too often do you find a truly clean joke, but here is one that has not
    one dirty word in it.

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree
    begins to grow between them.

    The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
    The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

    The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a
    son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the
    small tree.

    He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is,
    however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in!"
     
  2. k5ntexas

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    hahahahaha that one is great. good joke grim. later

    jacob
     
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    LOL, oh damn, LOL /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
     
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