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A Day at the Nudist Colony

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Nov 17, 2005.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

    Dec 3, 2003
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    Dallas Texas
    A Day at the Nudist Colony
    On his first day to a nudist colony, Ricardo takes off his clothes and
    starts to wander around.
    A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and Ricardo immediately gets an erection.
    The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call
    for me?"
    Ricardo replies, "No, what do you mean?"
    She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if
    you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads
    Ricardo to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly
    pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
    Ricardo continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters the sauna
    and as he sits down, he farts. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out
    of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
    "No, what do you mean?" says Ricardo.
    "You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it
    implies that you called for me." The huge man easily spins him around, bends
    him over a bench and has his way with him.
    Ricardo staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the
    smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?" she says.
    Ricardo yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you
    can keep the $500 membership fee."
    "But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't
    had the chance to see all our facilities."
    Ricardo replies, "Listen lady, I'm 66 years old. I only get an erection
    once a month. I fart 15 times a day."

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
  2. mxfireman

    mxfireman 1/2 ton status

    Dec 7, 2002
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    LHC, AZ

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