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A Dinner Conversation That Went Wrong

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jul 10, 2003.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"



    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"



    WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"



    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."



    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"



    HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."



    WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."



    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).



    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"



    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"



    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"



    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."



    WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"



    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."



    WIFE: - - - - - silence - - - - -



    HUSBAND: "[I love Jeeps]."
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    What a [I love Jeeps]head.
     
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