and said to the Pharmacist, "I want me >one >>of them thar condoms with pesticides on it. Where do I find 'em?" >>The pharmacist replied, "Oh sir, you must mean that you want the condoms >>with SPERMICIDE, not pesticide. They're on aisle 4." >>"No, no, I want me them thar condoms with PESTICIDE on it," growled the >>farmer. >>"Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining, "PESTICIDE is for >>killing insects, SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I'm sure that you mean >>spermicide instead of pesticide." >>"Listen here, " argued the farmer, "I want condoms with PESTICIDE on them. >>My wife's got a bug up her ass, and I aim to kill it!"