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a few of my older writings.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Seventy4Blazer, Jul 27, 2003.

  1. Seventy4Blazer

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    i am by far not a writer. matter of fact i HATE all the rules and "laws" of the english language.

    here are a few of my older writings. as you can see from them i hate people, and women are just trouble. if for some odd reason you want to post them up on your site or print them out please make sure they are not altered in any way and that my name stays on them. also please add my e-mail address that is as follows.
    chevyblazer74@earthlink.net
    hope you enjoy them and see the irony of them. let me know what ya think.

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    People… By
    Grant Bourne.
    Tuesday, May 30, 2000

    People are funny things…
    Some like to ride bikes…
    Some like to pick fights.

    Some folks enjoy pain...
    Others enjoy laughter.

    People are funny creatures…
    Some with funny features…
    Some with funny peepers.

    Some humans enjoy smiles…
    Others enjoy suffering.

    People are funny parasites…
    Some live to be heroes…
    Some live to be zeros.

    Some monkeys enjoy trees…
    Others enjoy fleas.

    Monkeys are funny parasites…
    Some die by laboratory…
    Some die by history….

    Some humans enjoy fleas…
    Others enjoy trees.

    Monkeys are funny creatures…
    Some with funny peepers…
    Others with funny features.

    Some monkeys enjoy suffering…
    Others enjoy smiles.

    Monkeys are funny things…
    Some like to pick fights…
    Some like to ride bikes.

    Monkeys are funny humans…
    Humans are funny monkeys…
    End the end we all like death

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    Rock and a Hard Place, By
    Grant William Bourne
    December 17th 1999

    What to do when stuck between a rock and a hard place….
    Who knows, I sure don’t….
    Maybe destroy the rock…
    Maybe chip away at it until it is small enough to move…
    Or maybe, just maybe let it crush you until there is noting left but mush…

    What to do when stuck between a rock and a hard place….
    Who knows, she sure doesn’t….
    Maybe con the hard place into giving….
    Maybe caress it until it becomes soft….
    Or maybe even deny what is really there and live “happy”….

    What to do when stuck between a rock and a hard place….
    Who knows, I sure don’t….
    Maybe destroy the hard place….
    Maybe beat it until it is soft enough to hide in….
    Or maybe, just maybe let it flatten you until there is no hope….

    What to do when stuck between a rock and a hard place….
    Who knows, she sure doesn’t….
    Maybe pursued the rock into inching over….
    Maybe shed tears until it has eroded away into nothing….
    Or maybe even try to live without what you really want….

    What to do when stuck between a rock and a hard place….
    I don’t know, nor does she….
    Some day I will know, some day….

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    Hope you enjoyed them. maybe some day i will write again.
    Grant
     

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