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A Foregone Conclusion

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Mar 20, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    This makes sense!

    Subject: A Foregone Conclusion

    (A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
    than
    the
    British or North Americans.

    (B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer
    fewer
    heart attacks than the British or North Americans

    (C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
    attacks
    than the British or North Americans.

    (D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer
    fewer
    heart attacks than the British or Americans.

    (E) Conclusion Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that
    kills
    you.
     
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    <font color=blue> I don't really see the connection with dying and speaking English, it's a well known fact that .............. Oh crap ! ............. I can't breath ! ............. O.k., I'm alright ......... where was I ? Oh yeah, Little has been documented to prove your theory although .............. Son of a ............. feeling dizzy ........... must speak another language ! ..... Hanna , Dol, Set, Net, Dasolt, Yosolt, Ilgolp, Aholp, Yol ........ O.k., counting in Korean helped ........ As I was saying, the English Launguage dates back to .............&amp;%$#@!8 !!!! Ichi, Ne, San, She, Go ! ......... Whew, that was a close one ...........
     
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    <font color=blue> * beep * ... * beep * ... * beep * ... * beeeeeeeeeeeeeep *
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    ok now put the crack pipe down and step away /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
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    <font color=blue> When it comes to drugs, I'm 7UP .....Never had it , never will !
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    same here i was just messing with you /forums/images/icons/smile.gif i think i got more of a kick out of your first reply than i did the joke i posted lol /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
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    <font color=blue> I knew you were kidding, but I like to brag about it every now and then !
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    that is cool not many people can say that lol /forums/images/icons/smile.gif
     
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    <font color=blue> That and my daughter are a tie for my most proud accomplishment in life !
     
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    I bet they like pizza too...
     

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