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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Mar 28, 2003.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks.
    Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

    The results:

    Drink: Beer
    Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
    Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

    Drink: Blender Drinks
    Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
    Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

    Drink: Mixed Drinks (Here we are!)
    Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
    Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.

    Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
    Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
    Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

    Drink: White Zinfandel
    Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
    Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

    Drink: Shots
    Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk ... and naked.
    Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

    Drink: Tequila
    No explanation required -- everyone just KNOWS what happens there.


    THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:

    Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

    Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

    Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

    Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

    Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

    White Zinfandel: He's gay

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  2. Goober

    Goober 1/2 ton status

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    Gimme a shot of whiskey!


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  4. Swanson52

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

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    I'm this guy....

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    Drink: Shots
    Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk ... and naked.
    Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

    Drink: Tequila
    No explanation required -- everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

    [/ QUOTE ]

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