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A funny joke..

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by UseYourBlinker, Jan 28, 2002.

  1. UseYourBlinker

    UseYourBlinker 1 ton status

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    A man takes the day off work and
    decides to go out golfing.
    He is on the second hole when he
    notices a frog sitting next to
    the green.
    He thinks nothing of it and is
    about to shoot when he
    hears, Ribbit 9 Iron."

    The man looks around and doesn't
    see anyone. Again, he
    hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks
    at the frog and decides to
    prove the frog wrong, puts the
    club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
    Boom!
    He hits it 10 inches from the
    cup. He is shocked. He says
    to the frog, "Wow that's amazing.
    You must be a lucky frog, eh?

    The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."
    The man decides to take the frog
    with him to the next hole.
    "What do you think frog?" the
    man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood."

    The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
    Boom! Hole in one. The
    man is befuddled and doesn't know
    what to say. By the end
    of the day, the man golfed the
    best game of golf in his life and
    asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
    The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas.

    " They go to Las Vegas
    and the guy says, "OK frog, now
    what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon
    approaching the roulette table, The man
    asks, "What do you think I should
    bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit
    $3000, black 6."

    Now, this is a
    million-to-one shot to win, but
    after the golf game the man
    figures what the heck.
    Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table.

    The man takes his winnings and
    buys the best room in the
    hotel. He sits the frog down and
    says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
    You've won me all this money and
    I am forever grateful."
    The frog replies,

    "Ribbit Kiss Me."
    He figures why not,
    since after all the frog did for
    him, he deserves it. With a
    kiss, the frog turns into a
    gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,

    your honor, is how the girl
    ended up in my room. So help me God

    or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."



    Eric
    from Freekmont,CA.

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  2. 55Willy

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    Oh I love that one..[​IMG]



    <hr></blockquote>
    What do you mean, Where did I get it??...I <font color=blue>BUILT</font color=blue> the damn thing!!
     
  3. Donna

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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

    <font color=purple>If you want life to run smoothly...You must grease it with some ATTITUDE!!!!</font color=purple>
     
  4. NoAngel

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    LMAO! BTW 55Willy's new sig is a goodie!

    <font color=purple>Michelle~</font color=purple>

    I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun!
     
  5. POWERMAD

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    ROTFLMAO!!

    <font color=green> Too bad ignorance isn't painful </font color=green>
     
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    ROTFLMAO!!

    <font color=green> Too bad ignorance isn't painful </font color=green>
     

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