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A funny to start your weekend

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Mar 20, 2004.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders a glass of white wine. Everybody sitting
    around the bar looks up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee.

    The bartender looks up and says, "You ain't from around here, are ya??? Where ya from, boy?"

    The guy says, "I'm from New York."

    The bartender asks, "What the hell do you do in New York?"

    The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."

    The bartender asks, "A taxidermist? Now just what the hell is a taxidermist?"

    The guy says nervously, "I mount animals."

    The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!...."

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  4. chevyfumes

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    Shouldn't that read ..."I mount dead animals"...

    Bubba we're gonna need a ruling on this one.... /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif /forums/images/graemlins/histerical.gif
     

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