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A good Catholic joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by big pappa b, Dec 7, 2003.

  1. big pappa b

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    Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."
    > The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"
    > "Yes, Father, it is."
    > "And, who was the woman you were with?"
    > "Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her
    > reputation."
    > "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well
    tell
    > me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
    > "I cannot say."
    > "Was it Patricia Kelly?"
    > "I'll never tell."
    > "Was it Liz Shannon?"
    > "I'm sorry, but I can't name her."
    > "Was it Cathy Morgan?"
    > "My lips are sealed."
    > "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"
    > "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."
    > The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy
    > Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You
    > cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now."
    > Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers,
    > "What'd you get?"
    > "Three month's vacation and five good leads.
     
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    LMAO...when i first saw the title in the forum listing, i figured "good catholic" WAS the joke...anyways that was funny as hell!!
     
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    [ QUOTE ]
    "Three month's vacation and five good leads.


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    that's funny as hell!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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