Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." > The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" > "Yes, Father, it is." > "And, who was the woman you were with?" > "Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her > reputation." > "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell > me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?" > "I cannot say." > "Was it Patricia Kelly?" > "I'll never tell." > "Was it Liz Shannon?" > "I'm sorry, but I can't name her." > "Was it Cathy Morgan?" > "My lips are sealed." > "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?" > "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." > The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy > Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You > cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now." > Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, > "What'd you get?" > "Three month's vacation and five good leads.