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A good husband and wife joke...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bullet, Jul 22, 2004.

  1. Bullet

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    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

    WIFE: "Why not ,don't you like being married?"

    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

    WIFE: "Then why wouldnt you remarry?"

    HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

    WIFE: "You would? (with a hurt look on her face)."

    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

    WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"

    HUSBAND: "I guess so."

    WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed"

    WIFE: -- silence --

    HUSBAND: "[darn]"

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    [ QUOTE ]
    WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed"

    WIFE: -- silence --

    HUSBAND: "[darn]"

    [/ QUOTE ]


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