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A GOOD IRISH TOAST!!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, Aug 7, 2002.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    > A good Irishman, John O'Reilly, met regularly with his toastmasters
    > club. >
    > One evening they were hitting the Guinness Stout and decided to have a
    > contest regarding who could make the best toast. John O'Reilly hoisted
    > his
    > beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs
    > of
    > me wife!"
    >
    >
    > That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night! He went home
    > and
    > told his wife, Mary: "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
    >
    >
    > She said, "Aye, what was your toast?"
    >
    >
    > John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church
    > beside
    > me wife."
    >
    >
    > "Oh that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
    >
    >
    > The next day, Mary ran into one of John's toasting buddies on the street
    > corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the
    > other
    > night with a toast about you Mary."
    >
    >
    > She said, "Aye and I was a bit surprised meself! You know, he's only
    > been
    > there twice! Once he fell asleep and the other time I had to pull him by
    > the
    > ears to make him come!"
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  2. k5ntexas

    k5ntexas 1/2 ton status

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    lmao. see lyin(sp) don't get ya newhere. later.

    jacob
     

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