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A guys Genitals and the Aligator * May Offend *

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Stickseler, Jan 4, 2002.

  1. Stickseler

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    A guy enters bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees.
    The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. The alligator then closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and the guy removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."

    After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."


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    **SLAP MY OWN HEAD!!** [​IMG]

    Got me on that one!! [​IMG]



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    <font color=purple> Who didn,t see that coming ?

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    OMG!!!!!!!!!! That is so funny. My kids thought I was nuts sitting here laughing at my computer.

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    Rahh, ah, ha! Too funny!

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