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A horribly sexist joke NSFWives

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by CustomChevy, Mar 30, 2007.

  1. CustomChevy

    CustomChevy 1/2 ton status

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    Why isn't Hellen Keller allowed to drive










































    shes female
     
  2. 89GMCSuburban

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    23 views and no replies...so I'll be the first.....this blows.
     
  3. mxfireman

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    sad very sad....
     
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    It may be the 6 beers but ...........:haha: :haha:
     
  5. mxfireman

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    I am two behind you so I will hurry it up.
     
  6. Corey 78K5

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    Why was the side of Helen Kellers face burnt?
























































    She answered the iron.................
































































    Why was the other side burnt?




























































































    They called back.................
     
  7. Chevy305

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    You better not die,and leave this place !! :haha: :haha: :D
     
  9. chevyfumes

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    Ahhh Helen Keller jokes my fave!!! whats her favorite color???:haha:
     
  10. Corey 78K5

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    Hell she doesn't know herself............
     
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    I cant spell cordurouy
     
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    How do her parents punish her?





























    They leave a plunger in the toilet.
     
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    :eek1: :eek1: :eek1: :eek1: :haha: :haha:
     
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    What is a Helen Keller doll?






























































































    You wind it up and it walks into walls.
     
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    How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?




















































































































    They put her in a round room and told her to find the corner.
     
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    How did Helen Keller die?














































































































    She fell in a well and screamed and screamed til her hands turned blue.
     
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    why did Helen Kellers dog comit suicide?









    you would too if she went mmmuunnnnnaaaammaatthhhhnnnanananananat

    to you all day long.












    what did the blind deaf retarded kid get for chrismas????



















    CANCER!
     

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