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A husband and wife go off to bed.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by mudhog, Sep 18, 2002.

  1. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    A husband and wife go off to bed.
    As soon as they settle down, theman leans over and whispers softly
    "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your little hubby wubby isn't quite ready for nite-nite yet."
    The wife takes the hint and says "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first."
    So offshe goes, but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and
    lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up concerned. "Oh my little
    hunny bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
    No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad sex for two hours.
    Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way
    she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on
    the floor. Her husband looks over and grunts, "Clumsy bitch".
     
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    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    That is too damn funny man!!!!
     
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    /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif ROFLMAO!!!!!

    he got what he wanted,LOL
     
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    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Anything to get laid, right? /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    Z3PR Banned

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    LOL, oh damn.
     
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    HAHAHA, you post the funniest $hit! Where do you find it all?
     

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