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A Joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 3 on the tree, Dec 21, 2006.

  1. 3 on the tree

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    A cop has a bar staked out.

    A closing time, he watches a guy stagger out the door, with a car key in his hand.

    After watching the drunk stumble around for 5 minutes, the officer exits his car and approaches the drunk.

    May I help you? Asks the cop. Yeah, the drunk says. I lost my car. It was right at the end of my key, and now I can't find it.

    The cop says, Thats not your only problem. Your penis is hanging out your zipper.

    The drunk looks down and says.............................................









































    Damn, I lost my girlfriend too.:haha: :haha:
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha:gold. pure gold
     
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    L.M.A.O. :haha: :rotfl: :haha: :rotfl: !!
     
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