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A Kiss is just a Kiss

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 3, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    One day a teacher had a taste test with her students.
    She picked a little boy to do the first test.
    She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, do you know what it is?" "No, I
    don't," said the little boy "Okay, I'll give you a clue.
    It's the thing your Daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."
    That's when a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out!
    It's a piece of ass!"


    Top 20 ways to say "Your Fly Is Open"


    20) The cucumber has left the salad.
    19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
    18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
    17) You've got Windows in your laptop.
    16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
    15) Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
    14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
    13) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
    12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
    11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
    10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
    9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
    8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
    7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
    6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
    5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
    4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
    3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
    2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
    AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY
    TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED...
    1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
     
  2. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    security breech at Los Pantalones' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Blaze

    Blaze 1/2 ton status

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    Man, that first one is too funny. I'm sitting in the library and I just busted out laughing. Haha.
     
  4. ChevyHuny

    ChevyHuny 1/2 ton status

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    LOL! I like the security breach one too.
     
  5. potato76

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    its set to monica instead of hilary
     

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